I keep TELLING people my life is never boring. That’s because it isn’t. Sometimes I wish it was. Just to see what happens, when NOTHING happens. Well, usual chaos resumed on Monday evening when I returned home from work. Nick had come home early and was already cosy on the sofa, infront of his PS3 and a nicely roaring fire. In fact, it was the first time we had lit the stove since last winter. He said he thought he’d surprise me by lighting a fire and getting the lounge all nice and warm for me for when I got home. Bless him. 🙂 Anyway, I said I had to just pop through to Tesco before I got comfy for the night, so it should be REALLY warm and snuggly when I came back from there. So off I went with Corey in tow, wishing I could have plonked myself on the sofa with a large G&T and just chilled in front of the fire. I must have been in the supermarket for all of two minutes when my mobile rang. A strangely cool, calm and collected Nick:
“Adele, I think the chimney is on fire.”
“What do you mean you ‘think the chimney is on fire?'”
“I mean I think I am going to have to call out the fire brigade. Adele, get home NOW!!”
I must have stood just gazing at my phone for ages. Hmmm. Surely he’s overreacting. Should I just carry on shopping, because he’s bound to ring back and tell me it’s ok, he’s sorted it….. Meanwhile Corey: “The chimey’s on fire??? Dad’s set the house on fire??? COOL!!!! Will there be fire engines?? Will the firemen let me have a go in a fire engine??” So with one large trolley containing one nailpolish (Fire Engine Red ironically…) and one over excited 7 year old, I paid and left abruptly but still a bit confused. (“If I get home and it’s a false alarm, setting the house on fire will be the LEAST of his worries!!!) As I came down the road into Lindal I expected to see black smoke billowing out of our chimney, but actually, it wasn’t too bad! (“I will kill him….”) Turned into our road, and oh the shame! Street full of blue flashing lights and every inhabitant of London Road stood out on the pavement. *sigh* I got out of the car to find smoke belching out of our front door, firemen with breathing apparatus going in, and they wouldn’t let me enter. “Erm, do you HAVE to keep the blue flashing lights on? It’s kind of attracting the whole of the village’s attention.”
“Yes.”
“Oh. Ok.”
Nick and Sian were also told to get out. Sian (still in her bedroom): “In a sec, I’m on Facetime with Emma!”
“Sian, NOW!!!!”
“Oh my god, Dad!! I’ll be down in a MINUTE!!” Sian’s sense of urgency will be her downfall one day. Since the fire had got under the floorboards in our bedroom, and the thermal imaging camera showed the heat was spreading, they told us that they would have to call in the BIG fire engine. Great. Two fire engines and a fire car.
We had to go up to my parents until they called us to let us know the coast was clear. Typically, the first thing I asked Nick was, “Did you make sure the house was tidy before you dialled 999?” Can’t bear the thought of people in my house if it is a mess, even if it IS the emergency services! Especially in our bedroom, too! :-s Thankfully he had. Well trained, that one. 😉 Apparently after I had left for Tesco, there was smoke filling the lounge, coming up through the floorboards upstairs, through the plaster on the chimney breast and green smoke absolutely billowing from the chimney stack. Poor Nick had thrown water on the fire in the stove, but worryingly could still hear it roaring inside the chimney which is why he called them out.
We were up at my folks for about an hour before we got the call to come back, and to be honest, I wasn’t prepared for the mess that I was met with. 😦 My beautiful (newly decorated) home. 😦 The stove had been taken to pieces. There was soot EVERYWHERE. All over my cream carpet, my gorgeous new wallpaper, my new sofas, (the ones we had to dismantle the house to get in when we bought them) all the way up the stairs (cream carpet again) the walls up the stairs where they had dragged the hose, the floorboards and carpet had been ripped up in our bedroom (again, cream, beginning to think it’s not a very practical colour…), plaster hammered off the wall around the chimney breast, skirting boards removed. and the smell!! I don’t think we’ll ever get rid of the smell of soot! 😦 The firemen were actually really lovely. One asked if he could sit down so he could write a report, I wanted to yell, NOT ON MY NEW SOFAS!!!!! but they were covered in soot anyway. We were told that the chimney is full of cracks that need repairing urgently, and the fire was caused by two large birds nests just above the fireplace in the chimney. Damn birds!! I hope they were in them when the fire took hold!! Incidently, we DO have smoke alarms, but not one of them went off!! The kids stayed with my parents overnight, and me and Nick spent into the early hours trying too clear up as best we could then camped down in the dining room in sleeping bags for the night. Phew!! You think the worst was over, right? Wrong!!! What could possibly be worse? Hmmmm….. discovering next day that you have no insurance, perhaps…? That was our next shock. finding out our insurers who we had used since 2001 and had automatically renewed our policy every year had been taken over by another company and failed to renew our direct debits. Our fault in a way for not checking our statements, but so, so cross with them. But in all of this, in typical Adele fashion, I have looked at the positives. It COULD have been much worse. We could have been asleep in bed, we could have been out somewhere because I often light a fire and go out, there could have been more damage and THEN we could have discovered we weren’t insured, but as it stands, it is mostly cosmetic. we are not allowed to use the fire again until the chimney has got a new flue liner and the cracks repaired which will only cost about £1500ish and we spent about £400 on cleaning and new floorboards etc… so we have got off fairly lightly. It’s also made me get rid of a load of unwanted junk I have accumulated, which may have taken me longer to throw out otherwise. Nick has been amazing. He put new floorboards in, relaid the carpet, new skirting, looks as good as new! I’ve managed to put together the woodburner again, clean most of the soot from the new wallpaper, and shampooed every carpet. Even the sofas aren’t looking so bad. Still a bit to go but we are getting there slowly. Once upon a time I would have been a panicky, doom and gloom mess, but life is too short to worry about material things. Incidents like this just serve to prove that me and Nick are a perfect team. We worked really hard together and made sure that everything was put right in a calm methodical manner over a few days. Thngs could have been so much worse, but we are just forever thankful they weren’t. In fact the worst part for me was having to take a couple of days off work! And as someone who plays with fire for a living, I suppose I had to expect some ribbing from workmates. They’ve been absolute sweethearts though. I owe many, many thanks to all my lovely friends and family for keeping me smiley and happy with their support and help through a once, pontentially meltdowny Adele situation….. 😉